Fun Facts: Families of the Famous

Tyka Nelson (Prince's Sister)

• Released an album in the 80's which she promoted by doing interviews with a stuffed blue dinosaur.
• Named her children Sir and President. Which means Uncle Prince has nephews named Sir and President.
• Former crack addict who hid an imaginary boyfriend in her home where she had tin foiled the windows.
• Her MySpace page has her listed as an unsigned artist although her brother owns a record label.

Paulina Bonaparte (Napoleon's Sister)

• Super slutty. Napoleon (I like to think she called him 'Naps' or 'Noopy') forced her to marry so she would stop sexing up or sexing down the men of Europe.
• Used servants as footstools. It probably went down like this - "Mon Dieu! Your back is so fat I must rest my feet upon it after an afternoon filled with the musk of questionable hygiene of men in the early 19th century."
  
• Napoleon made her the Duchess of Guastalla and then she promptly sold it.
  
• Possibly the first sibling of fame to pose nude. After the death of her Napoleon mandated husband, she posed for a full body nude sculpture to advertise the goods now that she was back on the market. Things were tough pre-Playboy.

Stephen Baldwin (Alec's Brother)

• Also famous, but much less so.
• Republican
  
• After 9/11 he became a born again Christian and began some ministries.
• Started "Breakthrough Ministry" which somehow combined Jesus and extreme sports in a stadium style venue. Let's cut him some slack here, everyone knows Jesus loves Motocross.
• Started another ministry called "Antioch Ministry" which is for-profit "to facilitate the gifts and calling of Stephen Baldwin". In a surprise twist, he filed for bankruptcy shortly after forming this ministry. In the interest of fairness, the website states that this was done on the behalf of Stephen Baldwin and he is not directly involved. Which I don't buy for a second.
• Has a Hannah Montana tattoo, which he permanently inked onto his body in hopes of scoring an appearance on the show. He has yet to appear on Hannah Montana.

Jackie Stallone (Sly's Mom)

• Former trapeze artist and chorus girl. I think that's pretty cool, but it gets much better from here.
• Promoted G.L.O.W. (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) in the 80's by rapping about her stable of lady wrestlers turning Miss Kittie's stable of lady wrestlers into kitty litter.
• Started a psychic hotline in the 90's. But who didn't?
• Asks dogs to tell her the future.
  
• Invented "rumpology" which is palm reading someone's ass.