At a recent press junket during the Venice Film Festival, Madonna was given flowers by a fan. The kind gesture revealed her hidden rage against hydrangeas. She "absolutely loathes them". In an attempt to explain this rage, her sharp as a whip publicist released the following statement:
"She's entitled to like any flower she wants and she didn't want to hurt the feelings of the hydrangeas of the world. No disrespect to the hydrangea lovers of the world but she prefers different types of flowers."
This may be the best statement ever made by any publicist. She didn't want to hurt the feelings of the hydrangeas of the world??? Really, what the fuck! I didn't realize hydrangeas were so sensitive. I would love the world's hydrangeas and their lovers to band together and form a coalition against the Material Girl.
This only solidifies what we've all known for awhile now - Madonna is a complete and total asshole.
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