Things We Don't Understand About Adventures in Babysitting

 1. Why can’t Chris see that Mike Toddwell is such an asshole with a
      license plate like “So   Cool”?
 2. What’s happening with Brad’s hair?
 3. Why is Brenda such a hot mess?
 4. How do they not notice the car thief when they get into the
      Cadillac?
 5. Why does Joe Gipp take Chris and the kids to the chop shop?
 6. Why does Brad feel a notarized contract is a good option for the
      mob?
 7. How blind is Brenda?
 8. Why does the slanted top building attract so much trouble in
      Chicago?
 9. Why can’t anyone leave without singing the blues?
10. Why all the teens with cheque books?
11. Why can’t the Lords of Hell fuck with the babysitter?
12. Why doesn’t anyone care that the kid has a Playboy in her
        backpack?
13. How does the Playboy dictionary define oral gratification?
14. What exactly is a bohunk?
15. If not Chris Parker, then who is the lady in the Playboy?
16. Should Elizabeth Shue be concerned that she has a nude posing
       doppelganger?
17. Everybody goes onto the Expressway without a spare!
18. Is Joe Gipp (the car thief) trying to nail Chris Parker?
19. Who is Shaeleen?
20. Why isn’t anyone surprised by the child at a frat party?
21. Not one person at the office party notices the child in red
       hanging out the window?
22. Full contact info on a roller skate?
23. Could that little girl be more of an asshole?
24. Where does one get their hands on a good pair of mustard
        gloves?