Here We Go Again...

Well this is timely. 4 tourists were viscously attacked by an oceanic white tip shark off the coast of Egypt. The white tip is notorious for killing humans and is responsible for some of the worst recorded attacks at sea, including those related to the sinking of the USS Indianapolis. 880 men got off the ship before it sank and only 321 made it out of the water alive. Not all died as a result of shark attacks mind you, but enough did to make me wonder if sharks really do hate the taste of humans.

According to Jacques Cousteau, the white tip is the most dangerous of all sharks. That man knew the sea, so I’ll take his word for it. The white tips usually stay far away from shore, feeding on fish, whale feces (I can’t make this shit up) and the poor souls who end up in the open sea because of ship wrecks and plane crashes. But this little jackass made his way inland to a resort where he quite literally dined on the locals. This is happening people, so it’s time to make use of swimming pools. These bastards are only getting hungrier with each passing day.

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